They pay because analytics is not worth waking up to fix.
REPLACEMENT BRIEF
analytics
Can AI replace Umami?
Self-host Umami, install the tracking script, create websites/events, and maintain database backups.
Build the personal version →AT A GLANCE
- price
- $9/mo
- listed annual price
- $108/yr
- replaceable scope
- Self-host Umami, install the tracking script, create websites/events, and maintain database backups.
- build time
- weekend
what AI can build
Self-host Umami, install the tracking script, create websites/events, and maintain database backups.
The software is open source, so the cloud subscription is mostly paying for managed hosting, upgrades, and not touching a server.
Editorial catalog estimate · not a completed build
The honest tradeoff
why people still pay
what you lose
xmanaged hosting
xupgrades
xreliability
xteam/billing convenience
xsupport
Start with existing software
prior art · use these instead of building, if you'd rather
EVIDENCE LEDGER
What this page can prove
The verdict judges replaceability. The evidence level records what DeepFeather actually checked.
Editorial catalog estimate · not a completed build
Basic · monthly
known limits · managed hosting; upgrades
Build promptcatalog estimate
the prompt
Catalog estimateBuild me a self-hosted analytics stack to replace Umami Cloud. Requirements: - Do not write analytics code. Umami is open source, deploy the real thing: a docker-compose.yml with the official umami image + postgres:15, data in a named volume. The subscription pays for hosting, so the build is a deployment. - All secrets in .env: postgres password and Umami APP_SECRET. Umami binds to localhost; Caddy reverse-proxies stats.<mydomain> to it with automatic HTTPS. - backup.sh on a nightly cron: pg_dump to ~/backups/umami-YYYY-MM-DD.sql.gz, keep 14, with the restore command documented next to it. - update.sh: pull the new image, restart, and print the release-notes URL so I can check for breaking changes before upgrading. - Add the tracking script tag to my sites and verify pageviews arrive; create one custom event as proof the event pipeline works. - No third-party telemetry; visitor data stays in my postgres. - Out of scope: modifying Umami itself or building custom dashboards on top. And accept the honest cost: uptime, upgrades, and 2am breakage are mine now. - README: DNS record for the stats subdomain, first-login default credentials, and change the admin password immediately.
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Can AI replace Umami?
Likely for the core workflow, based on an editorial catalog judgment. This entry is not a verified build yet; use the prompt as a starting point and validate the result against your own acceptance criteria.
How much does Umami cost?
Umami is listed at about $9/month (Basic, checked 2026-07-30), or $108 per year. This is a pricing reference, not evidence of a completed replacement or realized savings.
What do I lose by replacing Umami?
Honestly: managed hosting; upgrades; reliability; team/billing convenience; support. If any of those are load-bearing for you, keep paying.
Is there an open-source alternative to Umami?
Yes — Umami (The product's own open-source analytics platform.). Using prior art is also a valid exit; the prompt is for when you want it exactly your way.